Have you ever found one of those blogs…those REALLY FUNNY blogs. The kind that you stalk, and read, and laugh so hard that your bum falls off, and then someones much bigger (and uglier) bum takes it’s place?
WELL…I found that blog! It is called Oinkle Doinkle, written by Carrot Jello. Carrot, you are the reason why my “bum is HUGE”! (My daughter says that to me all of the time, “Mom, your Bum is Huge!Mine is teeny tiny”) But I digress. Somehow Carrot found out that I have her in my “Daily Reads”, and she commented on my last post. Just like any other
insane stalker big fan, I almost wet my pants when I read her comment. She started writing a “Lola” song that I am going to try to finish!
But first, I have to show you what a big fan of “all things jello” I really am. I collect old Jello ads from the 50’s.
The one above is SO Utah. We consume the most Jello (and Green Jello) anywhere in the US. That Jello salad above has celery, peaches, and walnuts in it!! YUM!!
I took a close-up of the recipe for the Neopolitan salad at the top of the page. You’ll want to read the ingredients carefully. It is a definite
vomit inducer taste sensation ! Take it to your next Church function—-You’ll be the talk of the congregation for sure!
Now!! On with the Lola Song!!!!
Her name was Lola, her son ate bubbles. And one is crying in his room, she just heard the WII go boom. (That part was written by Carrot Jello)
She’s a blog-stalker of Carrot Jello, and those who comment on her blog make Lola laugh-snort like a hog!
It’s Carrot’s funny blog, Lola snorts like a hog! (Just like that time when Lola’s Uncle drank too much spiked egg nog!)
It’s called Oinkle! (Oinkle) It’s Oinkle Doinkle! (doinkle) I can’t think of what rhymes with doinkle! It’s called Oinkle! It’s Oinkle Doi-oi-oinkle! Happy as Carrot, she must have a parrot! Oinkle Doinkle…What does that mean… *oi-oinkle…..Oi-oinkle Doinkle*
I appologize to
Barely Man-enough Barry Manilow….and anyone else that was harmed in the reading of those lyrics!
Thanks Carrot Jello for the inspiration….and the huge butt!