Ahhhhh! Another peaceful Sunday at church.
I am a fairly calm person.
I can roll with whatever a day brings.
With 6 little kids not much ever seems to go as planned, but nothing can disturb my calm!
SOMEONE SITTING IN OUR REGULAR PEW AT CHURCH.
You know how it is. It’s like we have assigned seats almost. We sit on the same bench every week. The kids are used to this, and they act accordingly. (like little maniacs that have been trained to sit relatively still for an hour)
Today someone was sitting in our pew, the one in the center section, 4 rows from the back. We were forced to sit in someone Else’s small bench…
on the side
…near the front! ugh!
I now know that the church is less true from the side, near the front.
It is only completely true from center back section.
and this is how I know it……
We sent the older 3 to sit with Grandma and Grandpa (center back), and took the little boys with us (side front) Almost immediatly the 3 boys were transformed into angry demons. There were fist fights, yelling, biting, and gnashing of teeth.
It was terrible.
I considered leaving the church all together!
My faith in the next generation of “human beings” utterly destroyed!
So, if you happen to visit my church one Sunday….
Don’t sit in our pew.
or you may cause the downfall of civilization as we know it.