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I have never watched Hockey before Sunday afternoon.
I am a new fan!
But sadly, I will never be a hockey player!
(It isn’t because of the fighting, blood, or the crunching sound of bones breaking. Those things don’t bother me at all!)
1- I am not a good spitter. I try, but it always ends up dribbling down my chin.
2-If another hockey players spit got on me I would throw up. (or if it got near me…or I had to skate on it.)
3-They shoot boogers out of their nose. My Brother-in-law calls it “Snot Rockets”. I don’t shoot Boogies out of my nose….on purpose.
4- I like my teeth where they are, and mouth guards make me gag.
5- I can’t skate.
I will just have to admire Hockey from afar……….very far…….Utah doesn’t have Hockey.
How do you feel about starting a Non-spitting, booger free, fully toothed, Ice free Hockey team?
ETA- Utah does have hockey! I just never looked for it! Huh! Who Knew!