Four Things.

My helpful advice that I have been saving up to share with you.
You are Welcome.
1- Toilet Paper– there is a proper way to put it on the roller. Learn it. Do NOT forget it. Practice it in good health.
Read hilarious article HERE.
2- “Candy” bars that are 90% Cocoa are NOT for human consumption.
 Dark Chocolate = Good
90% Cocoa = Pure Concentrated Evil

3- If someone asks you to “Smell my finger”- don’t.
        I’ve been fooled by this one before.
4-Only buy Dark colors of underwear if you have young boys in your family. 
                                                                   You can thank me later.
  Remember, I tell you these things because I care about you.

7 thoughts on “Four Things.

  1. So agree with #1 !!!! I am guilty of “correcting” the direction the paper rolls at friend's and family's houses. I mean, really? Can't they see how much more efficient our way is. 🙂


  2. My husband had to convert me on the toilet paper. It took a few years, but I went his way. Now I am the toilet paper Nazi. Over. Always over.

    Dark underwear makes sense for anyone who might have an accident, because the doctors won't treat you if you have dirty underwear, and if it's dark you might could fool them into saving your life for you.


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