My helpful advice that I have been saving up to share with you.
You are Welcome.
1- Toilet Paper– there is a proper way to put it on the roller. Learn it. Do NOT forget it. Practice it in good health.
Read hilarious article HERE.
2- “Candy” bars that are 90% Cocoa are NOT for human consumption.
Dark Chocolate = Good
90% Cocoa = Pure Concentrated Evil
3- If someone asks you to “Smell my finger”- don’t.
I’ve been fooled by this one before.
4-Only buy Dark colors of underwear if you have young boys in your family.
You can thank me later.
Remember, I tell you these things because I care about you.